1. You can tell when you had a manic episode by looking at your credit card bill.

2. Even though you live on your own, it often feels like you’re waking up with a stranger.

3. You have so many racing thoughts you should be a NASCAR analyst.

4. You don’t suffer from a sense of superiority – you’re remarkably modest for an emperor of all humanity.


5. You just realized people can drink beer for fun, not because they’re self-medicating.

6. Every morning you wake up thinking, “today is going to be a great day. Just not for me.”

7. Family members have mistaken you for the Incredible Hulk.

8. If someone is described to you as “moody” you think to yourself: amateur.

9. You eat fear for breakfast.

10. You don’t know the meaning of “psychosomatic,” because you can’t concentrate on reading a word that long.

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